So I realize that life’s hard. People are plagued with many inefficiencies such as asthma, wheelchair-bound, and the inability to grow proper facial hair. I belong in the third category. And yes, it really is embarassing as a 24 year old man who can do little more than go to a store and buy a fake mustache to look presentable when going out into public.
What drives the buggy of my life is my whole-hearted faith that if i do good, then I will become an angel. BUT… is it really worth becoming an angel if I don’t get to be able to do the things that I’ve always wanted to do but couldn’t during my life on earth? I WANT A REAL MUSTACHE DAMMIT! Wouldn’t it be nice if people were rewarded with a big, burly mustache once they reach the afterlife? And if not a mustache, what would you want?
Wouldn't it be 'sextacular'?
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What a great insight! Or when you get to heaven St Peter gives you a choice of wings or an awesome moustache! I wonder what the split would be. I’m linking to this from my blog at handlebarmoustachelife.com.
[...] This is a link to a blog post I ran across that was a great, funny thought for those who are mustache challenged. I love reading things like this. Ah, the power of the moustache. Treasured by the wise, reachable by the blessed, hated by the fool. [...]